Verse 1
Long before time had any persistence
Darkness and light battled for first place
The only solution was equal existence
On the continuum of time and space
Here is an old and truly hidden story
Locked away in time, inside an ancient glory
Some have never believed the words I’m told
But once they were heard the truth did unfold

Chorus:
Somewhere out there is an evil
With one desire, a total upheaval
In the Hall of the Mountain Bing
Surely the most evil thing
Lurks in the corner
Like little Jack Horner
Waiting to be crowned king (That’s Bing)


Verse 2
He laid waste to soup, he cast it aside
He dreamed of a future where everything died
Not knowing the damage he caused out there
He’d do it again, and he just wouldn’t care
When evil was crowned in a time far away
The minions did hide, they’d quietly pray
With passage of time, they came to believe
What this evil king, in time would achieve

Chorus:
Somewhere out there is an evil
With one desire, a total upheaval
In the Hall of the Mountain Bing
Surely the most evil thing
Lurks in the corner
Like little Jack Horner
Waiting to be crowned king (He’s Bing)

(solo)

Chorus:
In the Hall of the Mountain Bing
Surely the most evil thing
Lurks in the corner
Like little Jack Horner
Waiting to be crowned king (He’s Bing)

He's Bing
Beware
That's Bing
Beware